I can do a headstand for 72 seconds

I love a flavored beverage

My dog once tore the dog equivalent of an ACL by standing up because he is obese

I have sprained my ankle 13 times because when I was in middle school, I decided to get my foot stuck in a bike tire while I was riding it, and it has since never healed. I proceeded to do a photo shoot with my boot on the playground. Fair warning, if we ever meet, you will most definitely watch me sprain it again. I might be the most accident-prone person I know.

My friends like to say I invent words

If I were an animal, I would be a dolphin